The Official FBI Agent Card

Download the following 200 dpi image, print it, sign it with your pseudonym of choice, slip it in your wallet, and be sure to show it at all Bahá'í functions. This will enable you to hoard the food and refreshments while all Bahá'ís-in-good-standing dutifully shun you!

Disclaimer: As FBI agents are becoming more and more common, you may need to divide the spoils with agents at an increasing number of events.

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