04.30.08

Minions of the Millennium

Posted in Religion, Dixie, Humor at 2:56 pm by Dan Jensen

Recent news in the Baha’i world of “mass teaching” efforts remind me of one of my favorite songs from childhood. It was a Baha’i-ified traditional C-major tune with an occasional descending B-flat for blues effect, probably a Negro spiritual, that I knew as “We Are Soldiers in God’s Army”. I’ve been teaching myself to play it on violin lately, and have felt compelled to some liberty with the lyrics.

The Baha’i lyrics are best described as millenarian, Biblical, and didactic; in general, a call to convert the masses. They begin as follows:

Now the Báb blew His trumpet
Announcing to the world the time had come
And like a thief in the night, He came by the Gate
And said He was the Promised One

Verse after verse, the song parades Baha’i leaders before us, exhorting Baha’is to get out and proselytize in the footsteps of their leaders:

Bahá’u'lláh was the Prophet
He had the Word that is right for now
And when the road got rough and the going got tough
He just stood there and taught anyhow

These verses refrain a curious conflict of tenses (perfect vs. imperfect) that brings to mind some of the intrinsic problems with universal progressive revelation, such as “if it was right for now 150 years ago, is it right for the present “now”? And, “is it really right for everybody?

The chorus goes as follows:

We are soldiers in God’s army
We gotta stop and teach the Word for now
We gotta hold a lotta love and unity
We gotta hold it up until we die

I don’t have much of a problem with the verses, as they tend to say so much about the predominant Baha’i state of mind, and truly, the chorus does as well, but I think some variations on the chorus might do the song some good. For example:

(Oh-oh-oh-owoh-oh …)
We are minions of the Millennium
We gotta stop–and think for ourselves
It’s time to see (its time to see beyond our idol called “Unity”)
It’s time to break it down so we can see.

Here the singer turns from the mic and says “break it down”, whereupon the maestro steps into his A-major improvisation.

Post-solo:

We are minions of the Millennium
We gotta stop–and “see with our own eyes”
We gotta think instead of followin’ the leader
There’s more to life than playin’ “Simon says”

And finally, as the music fades:

We are minions of the Millennium
We’ve had our fun–playin’ blind man’s bluff
We gotta think (we gotta think instead of followin’ the leader)
We gotta use our eyes so we can see.

04.08.08

Decoding the Apocalypse

Posted in Religion, Humor at 6:43 pm by Dan Jensen

Hey all you eschatological detectives out there in cyberspace! Still looking for your Thief in the Night? Here’s an insightful how-to on thinking prophetically by XBOSS (Ex-Baha’i-of-Sorts) fringe celebrity Barry Smith:


04.03.08

Drifting Southward

Posted in Dixie, The Mission at 8:20 pm by Dan Jensen

Old Jacksonboro Road crosses the Savannah Highway within a half hour of Charleston. The name for this intersection is Jericho. It was once the name of a community. Today it is a crossroads on the outskirts of a town called Adams Run.

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Jericho was once the site of a hotel, a post office, and a store with gas pumps. The hotel had three stories if one counts the spacious attic with dormer windows and bath. It had exterior wooden stairways, which resembled fire escapes. Around 1964, it was converted to a boys’ home by the Reconnu family. They operated the boys’ home until about 1968.

The store came equipped with a soda vending machine that would allow a mischievous boy to yank a bottle out without paying. The trick to it was not to brag to ones mother about the achievement.

The Mission returned to Carolina in mid-1970 to discover the Hotel Jericho, a bargain for a gastronomical temple, complete with guest suites and a burn pile in the back, all blackened from the last fire and wet from the last rain, with an aroma of metamorphosed plastics, rotting food, and rusted scrap metal.

It turned out the Hotel Jericho had too many hidden maintenance and repair issues, and it wasn’t easy to unload. Without sufficient income, the Mission was not able to sustain its Jericho burn-rate for long. In the wink of an eye, they packed up and left the Hotel Jericho for a little trackside house in the hamlet of Ruffin, which is little more than a railroad crossing on the Lowcountry Highway. The Mission wasn’t actually able to sell the Hotel for a couple years after it left Jericho. In the following years, the final solution seemed to have been found when it all burned down in a couple of fires.

The new location did have its luxuries. The day they arrived, Armen and Cindy discovered the new site came with its own playground: a rusty old metal swing set, an old, half-empty bottle of soda complete with an escort of hornets, and a shed in the back.

Every hot, sweaty night, freight trains would thunder by, shaking the house as they passed, and blasting through the cacophony of insect songs. The tracks, with the trestle down the way, were a temptation for wandering feet, haunted by the occasional odd shoe left to seed the imagination of a young boy. The oily, black sleepers seemed laid out to trip up the traveler, and the cool steel rails seemed like blunt blades.

Every bit as terrifying as the rails was the altogether foreign and unnatural experience that is called—with no lack of irony—kindergarten. Armen had hardly been introduced to the terror of mass education when the Mission was compelled to move on to nearby Walterboro, where he was fortunate to attend kindergarten at a small Catholic church just down a dirt road from the Mission.

The Mission was at least able to draw in some income at Walterboro, but not enough. The Mission’s kitchen and clinic served all comers. It could hardly afford to turn anyone away, but it was put under more and more pressure to do just that. Serving both whites and negros was an affront to southern whites. The Judge had not come to the South to tell anyone how to live—he had come to celebrate the South, but as an Armenian, it was difficult for him to allow himself to participate in the marginalization of a people.

The Mission was nearly compelled to return to California, but the Judge found an opportunity in the Piedmont. It was on the edge of Appalachia, in an old house with a forested canyon in the backyard, where Armen would sometimes explore. Cindy would occasionally come along, but she would unavoidably fall behind while looking out into the woods or up at the sky. She would sometimes accompany her brother when he would explore the crawl space under the house. When they found some loose bricks in the crawl space, she helped him rearrange the bricks to resemble a miniature house. The partnership ended, however, when Armen began to build small fires in their brick fortress. Cindy did not share Armen’s fondness for fire. In fact, she expressed a mortal dread of the smallest flame. It was another one of her quirks that her adoptive parents imagined might have been acquired during her time in Istanbul. At the Mission, she seemed most at home in front of the small black-and-white TV set watching westerns. She seemed transfixed by the Indians in particular.

As passionate as the Judge had become about soul food, he couldn’t manage to make a living selling soul food as food for the soul to Southerners. He’d extended and enhanced the culinary experience in unique ways, but the fact that he was a Yankee in Southern eyes seemed to always get in the way. He didn’t think of himself as a Yankee; he saw himself as an Armenian and a Fresnan and an American, but he began to realize that how he saw himself didn’t matter in the South. Recognizing this, leaks began to break through his resolve. He thought about how long it had been since he’d listened to a Giants game on KSFO. He thought about the dry bake of the Fresno summer air, and the cool, moist blanket of the Tule fog. Hearing that Willie Mays had been traded away to the New York Mets was the last straw. The Judge resolved to return to California this time as a Californian. For the first time, this would mean coming home. The Mission was packed up under an evening thunder storm, just after the mess from Cindy’s fifth birthday party was cleaned up. Kale ran off, tale between legs, to make a mess of his own in the basement. The showers fell harder, mixed with hail and with shorter intermissions, until the Mission set float and began its drift westward.

©2008 Dan J. Jensen

Orphanage

Posted in Igneous Range at 6:45 pm by Dan Jensen

The sleepy Aegean waves licked up the white beach, warm and low. Up the shore, a cottage clung to the low shoulder of the island and howled. It howled and it screamed, and it ejected something out its flank, which began a slow ragged rotation and fell flat and motionless upon the ground.

The young man turned to the midwife, averting his eyes from the bed, and flinching under the violence of his love’s screams. The midwife handed him another bloodied rag, which fell to his feet. He picked it up and lobbed it through the doorway.

He looked out, and stepped out for some air, as the world began to sway and whiten. He spiraled downward.

He heard the frail, alien crying of infants. He heard his love humming a broken lullaby, and he woke with a jolt. He found his face to the floor. He pushed away the floor, righted himself, and turned round until he found her. She hummed euphorically, but weakly and laboriously. He held her hand. She smiled, blinked, and closed her eyes. Her neck eased as she fell into sleep. Two infants laid against her breast, braced by pillows.

The midwife sent him out for the doctor. He completed the chore, but not quickly enough.

“And Nymphodorus, in his Voyage round Asia, says that there are nowhere more beautiful women than those in Tenedos, an Island close to Troy.” —Athenaeus

Cynthia and her brother were taken into the care of different families. The couple that took Cynthia soon moved off the Island to find employment in the city, and left the boy as the last remaining Greek child of Tenedos, which was perhaps why he was named Apollo, for the Island had been known by Homer as a sanctuary of Apollo.

It had once been a Dionysian isle of vineyards, beaches, and—surely—beautiful women. Since Greece ceded the Isle to Turkey in 1923, it has been systematically cleansed of Greeks. Though technically a treaty violation, the cleansing was in strict accordance with the times. Turkey expelled Greeks. Greece expelled Turks. All in the name of national unity.

The decades following the 1923 Treaty of Lausanne, and those particularly after the Istanbul Pogrom in 1955, were times of Greek diaspora from ancestral lands they had inhabited since before the Turkish invasions. Soon after Cynthia learned to walk, her guardians vanished suddenly and she was given over to the care of the Church. As she was learning to speak smatterings of Greek and Turkish, she changed hands once more. She found herself on an airliner with a strange man and woman. During the long journey, she woke several times, each time having to readjust to the strange surroundings, which would sometimes change utterly. She would find herself in a small seating space, in a corridor, in a large space of loud, echoing voices. She woke as she was being carried through the night. The adults spoke to her in affectionate voices, but often spoke anxiously and hurriedly. They took her to a house unlike any she had ever seen, where there was another adult, a boy, and an orange dog. The boy was bigger than her, but not much. He showed her a toy train, several cars, and then brought her a stuffed bunny. One of the adults approached and said something to her, but she could not understand anything that was said.

@ 2008 Dan J. Jensen